The Rantings of a Nerd

Just saw an insane news article / video

Some guy in Miami apparently took some new designer drug known as “bath salts,” and went completely fucking bat-shit-crazy.

By “crazy,” I don’t mean he had “a bad trip.” I mean that he stripped off all his clothes, gained apparent super strength, ran out in public, and attacked a homeless man on the side of a major freeway.

He then forced the homeless man to the ground and ripped off HIS clothes - literally ripping them off his body, mind you - and then proceeded to EAT HIS FACE OFF. By “eat his face off,” I mean that he started at the forehead and kept eating until he reached the man’s jaw - over 75% of the man’s face was ripped off. And I do mean he ATE it - he literally took huge bites of the man’s face and swallowed it.

In the middle of his drug-induced zombie attack, police confronted him. When the police ordered him to stop, he looked up and fucking growled at them.

A cop then shot him once in the chest - which didn’t stop him. He kept eating away at the homeless man’s face. The cop got closer and unloaded 4 more rounds into him, finally killing him.

What an utterly terrifying report. This has apparently been all over the news, and people are terrified it’s going to happen more - and it might, if people keep taking these “bath salts.”

Don’t fuck around with synthetically produced drugs you can buy at a head shop. You don’t know what the outcome will be. There are numerous reports of people going FUCKING INSANE upon taking these “bath salts.” I don’t care if you’re looking for a high or whatever - just don’t do it.



alicakes523:

Had to make this for my mom so she knew what was what xP

I think the nifty crown was a nice touch.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my wife. She is awesome. And that cute little dude/lady in the picture is my child! (S)he is also awesome!


Here’s our wonderful African gray, Max, sitting on my dad’s shoulder. Max is a super loving bird, but for some reason he’s especially fond of my dad - as soon as he sees him, he starts cooing and making soft purring sounds. He loves him! It’s so cute. :)



Here’s our wonderful conure Willow getting her night-time snuggles! She’s also on top of a warm corn bag (literally a bag full of corn kernels that you warm up in the microwave - a wonderful way to stay warm and relax). I love my cuddle conure!


My sister

Was diagnosed with anxiety disorder and social phobia today and given a prescription for Zoloft.

Other than my wonderful wifey, my sister is my best friend in the whole world!

Is Zoloft safe? Any of my tumblr followers take it or have experience with it? I know, I’m just being an overprotective younger brother, but seriously - she’s my best friend, so of course I worry about her.

The doctor also said it tends to be something that multiple family members share. I wonder now if the panic attacks I sometimes have are related to anxiety disorder. So, another question! Any of my lovely followers have anxiety disorder or experience with it?

I want to learn all I can so I can be there for my sister in the best way possible. Any input from anyone?


6 people have messaged me

Asking for help overcoming their addiction to opiates. I’m honored to be involved in helping them all to beat this.

One girl is on her 5th day clean and doing great! Another girl just messaged me saying that she’s just experienced her first 24 hours “clean” in over SIX YEARS! One guy had a bit of a slip-up today, but I’m still so proud of him - he’s doing better than he ever has been before!

That’s all so awesome. I’m so glad I can help these beautiful people challenge this demon. If you’re out there struggling with opiate addiction, please message me. I’ll help you just like I’m trying to help them. It won’t be easy, and I can’t do it for you, but I can help carry the burden, and I can be here for you 24/7.

I do this for free, because seeing someone say something like this (the following quote) is reward enough. (this is a quote from someone I helped; I asked if I could share it) “Dain, you helped me battle something inside of me that I didn’t think I’d ever be able to escape. I want to say from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU! Without you, I wouldn’t be 2 weeks clean for the first time in over 8 years. Thank you.”

I love doing this. I love helping people overcome chemical dependency. It’s such a challenging thing to fight against, but it can be done, and it’s so rewarding.



alicakes523:

I promise she’s not dead, she just likes to lay on her back!

The lovely Ms. Willow Schroeder lays on her back for snuggles!



mybloodisinyourveins:

OMFGAHHHH I WANNA WATCH THIS NOW!

& LISTEN TO QUEEN!

(Source: get-high-and-go-low)


darkenedsolace replied to your post: Spam email
You could always just go to the bottom of the email and click “unsubscribe”

That’s actually a good idea, and I have considered it - it’s just that there are so very many sites I’ll need to unsubscribe from. Still, maybe that’s the best way to go.


Hey, I lost 2 followers.

I wonder what the final straw was.

THE REST OF YOU GUYS STILL LOVE ME RIGHT?


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